Lewis the Cat

by Sheldon on June 20, 2006

You may have read about Lewis the psycho cat in People magazine or on MySpace. It seems that it likes to scratch the neighbours or the Avon lady.

Janet Kettman, one of Lewis” victims, has previous said she and her neighbors on Sunset Circle are always looking over their shoulders in fear the stalker will strike again.

“He attacks from the back,” Kettman said. “You never see it coming. He has six toes on every foot, which constitutes a very formidable weapon.”

“He will not retreat,” Kettman said. “His mouth is open and his tail is swishing.”

“Also, he gives out mixed signals,” Kettman continued. “He would sidle against you and purr. You bend down to pet him and he’d attack you.”

I guess the owner decided that killing her cat wasn’t an option so now she is under probation and Lewis is under house arrest.

Personally, I think sending the cat to Guatanamo Bay would be a more humane option.

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