Mr. Vice President. You may want to turn off your TV when you aren’t watching it. I heard that will save the earth from certain doom in a couple of years.
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This one article has so many punchlines it should be on Comedy Central.
He said Hilton was being truthful when she told a judge she believed — incorrectly, it turned out — that “it was O.K. for her to drive under certain circumstances” under the terms.
According to her Hilton, she thought she could drive to and from work. Let’s see… what caused the police to pull her over?
Police said she was pulled over about 11 p.m. after authorities saw the car speeding with its headlights off.
What work would require the use of a car speeding with its headlights off after 11:00 PM? Is partying actually considered work to this induhvidual?
“It will actually increase her star appeal in a very sick and demented way,” said longtime publicist Michael Levine. “There’s a segment of our society that’s somehow engaged in the soap opera that is Paris Hilton, and this a very compelling plot line in the soap opera.”
OK, Paris, let’s see. Did you learn that you should listen to lawyers?
“I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don’t deserve this,” she said as she left for a shopping trip with her mother.
Yep. She learned all right.
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